Monday, November 16, 2009

Pre-bang, After-bang, Always Lame







We bang it all over the mountain gangbanger.

Coke for Sale at Safeway


They have so much coke for sale at safeway, they built a snowman

How to Catch a Predator



To find your predator, you must first locate a man wearing very deep V-necks. You will then need to find the dreamcatcher on him to be sure. These will protect you from nightmares. If he is also wearing dangly earings and pink chonies, you have found yourself a predator. We have here some pictures of our predator friend Damian, creeping out on his prey. Call (775)291-3762 to dock up 4 real. Seriously!!

Monday, November 9, 2009

They Should Rename This Place Boring Hill

f/b
b/s/l/s
back D


tindy nose blocker

Goooooood Morning! and welcome to boreal mountain resort! Todays conditions are epic with fresh powder and awesome features for every chuckleheads little hearts desire. "Can you teach me to pizza on a snowboard?" "I can get that for like 150." Anyways, Boreal is open for some real proper preseason riding with boxes and rails and jumps galore. We did our best to have some fun on our first few days on the snow. The Real wolf pack GTS time after time. We got mad proper tricks that were sooo proper. Peace out gangbangers. Keep it proper

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Hallowiener!!




WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN! We got soooooo wasted and had such a good time!! Started it right with a partay at the hellapad. There were some homeless babes that hung around all night stinking up the place though, which made everyone want to leave........ and a whole trailer park worth of inbred rednecks swung through as well, rowdy to say the least. The next night, party down at the hippy house. A professional drinker made an appearance!! Can you believe we were in the same room as a pro drinker? Even captain super pants was there! Shoulda got a picture of tall pants small tee that was trying to fight everyone. Wayne and I were ready to get some swings in tho. Last night was the band party. Super lame. the house was packed wall to wall, not cool style. Then the POlice came, putting another dampner on any sort of fun....... interesting night tho. Glad theres a whole year until the next halloweek........