Monday, November 16, 2009

Pre-bang, After-bang, Always Lame







We bang it all over the mountain gangbanger.

Coke for Sale at Safeway


They have so much coke for sale at safeway, they built a snowman

How to Catch a Predator



To find your predator, you must first locate a man wearing very deep V-necks. You will then need to find the dreamcatcher on him to be sure. These will protect you from nightmares. If he is also wearing dangly earings and pink chonies, you have found yourself a predator. We have here some pictures of our predator friend Damian, creeping out on his prey. Call (775)291-3762 to dock up 4 real. Seriously!!

Monday, November 9, 2009

They Should Rename This Place Boring Hill

f/b
b/s/l/s
back D


tindy nose blocker

Goooooood Morning! and welcome to boreal mountain resort! Todays conditions are epic with fresh powder and awesome features for every chuckleheads little hearts desire. "Can you teach me to pizza on a snowboard?" "I can get that for like 150." Anyways, Boreal is open for some real proper preseason riding with boxes and rails and jumps galore. We did our best to have some fun on our first few days on the snow. The Real wolf pack GTS time after time. We got mad proper tricks that were sooo proper. Peace out gangbangers. Keep it proper

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Hallowiener!!




WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN! We got soooooo wasted and had such a good time!! Started it right with a partay at the hellapad. There were some homeless babes that hung around all night stinking up the place though, which made everyone want to leave........ and a whole trailer park worth of inbred rednecks swung through as well, rowdy to say the least. The next night, party down at the hippy house. A professional drinker made an appearance!! Can you believe we were in the same room as a pro drinker? Even captain super pants was there! Shoulda got a picture of tall pants small tee that was trying to fight everyone. Wayne and I were ready to get some swings in tho. Last night was the band party. Super lame. the house was packed wall to wall, not cool style. Then the POlice came, putting another dampner on any sort of fun....... interesting night tho. Glad theres a whole year until the next halloweek........


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Impakt Sidehack


Do you need to build a relationship with someone in your life? Is it time to take the next step and get closer than you ever imagined? Well, then its time you got yourself and your life partner an Impakt Sidehack. Not only will you be the coolest people at your local shredpark and school bikerack, you will also be side by side at all times, rain or shine, for better or for worse. These things are sweet. Hopefully they will be ready for the christmas shopping season, because its all I want to find under the christmas tree from Santa Clause. They should build one with skis on it too, so I can take it up to the ski park and ride that shit. Now all I need is to find someone that wants to take it to the streets with me. Sidehacks for life B!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Tyler Smithers








Check out my man Tyler, riding bmx real clean like. Video in progress now...... if I could get him motivated to come out and get some shots! Check back for updates. Dont be afraid to say hello, even though he is real nice on the eyes, especially if your one of them bigger ladies. Holllerrrr


Pumpkin Carving


Did some pumpkin carving last night..... The real Wolf Pack style. TahoeRealWorld got one too. My pumpkin was so hard, there was no chance it was getting carved. So I just drew on it real primo and stuck a knife in it, so its realllly scary. Watch out! Nobody steal the knife off the porch cause we need that shit son!! Halloween time, starts in two days, ends in five. Time to partay.....
Make sure to peep Kevbot's Monster Mash video!! Check it!http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/waswt6ALyWQPyiu3

Monday, October 26, 2009

Prison Tats YO!







So you need a sweet new tattoo but your on a budget? No worries cause my girl Denise has your back with a Bic and a needle all day. Sterilized and everythang, just hook it up with a b-load to steady the nerves. SOLIDDDD. Now you can Shed9Life all day errday yo. Big what up to Colby at Cosmic for the freedom tats. Freedom isnt free. The highest expense is the cost of blood gangbanger. S4L Clique till death

Dog Fur Coats





This is sofa king cool.... What if everyone walked around with their dog, while wearing their dog? How about winter coats or pants made out of your dog you can wear snowboarding? Sweeeeet. Plus if your dog dies, then you can wear it and be together forever. Even turn its head into the hood of your coat,or an awesome hat, so that you can look more like your dog than you already do. Someone start a dog fur clothing company that specializes in street wear and other dope boy fresh clothes so we can all start looking really cool while cruisin the streeeeets! PEACE!
I <3 DOG FUR COATS!!!!