Pre-bang, After-bang, Always Lame

We bang it all over the mountain gangbanger.

Coke for Sale at Safeway

They have so much coke for sale at safeway, they built a snowman

How to Catch a Predator

To find your predator, you must first locate a man wearing very deep V-necks. You will then need to find the dreamcatcher on him to be sure. These will protect you from nightmares. If he is also wearing dangly earings and pink chonies, you have found yourself a predator. We have here some pictures of our predator friend Damian, creeping out on his prey. Call (775)291-3762 to dock up 4 real. Seriously!!

They Should Rename This Place Boring Hill

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tindy nose blocker

Goooooood Morning! and welcome to boreal mountain resort! Todays conditions are epic with fresh powder and awesome features for every chuckleheads little hearts desire. "Can you teach me to pizza on a snowboard?" "I can get that for like 150." Anyways, Boreal is open for some real proper preseason riding with boxes and rails and jumps galore. We did our best to have some fun on our first few days on the snow. The Real wolf pack GTS time after time. We got mad proper tricks that were sooo proper. Peace out gangbangers. Keep it proper

Hallowiener!!

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HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN! We got soooooo wasted and had such a good time!! Started it right with a partay at the hellapad. There were some homeless babes that hung around all night stinking up the place though, which made everyone want to leave........ and a whole trailer park worth of inbred rednecks swung through as well, rowdy to say the least. The next night, party down at the hippy house. A professional drinker made an appearance!! Can you believe we were in the same room as a pro drinker? Even captain super pants was there! Shoulda got a picture of tall pants small tee that was trying to fight everyone. Wayne and I were ready to get some swings in tho. Last night was the band party. Super lame. the house was packed wall to wall, not cool style. Then the POlice came, putting another dampner on any sort of fun....... interesting night tho. Glad theres a whole year until the next halloweek........

Impakt Sidehack

Do you need to build a relationship with someone in your life? Is it time to take the next step and get closer than you ever imagined? Well, then its time you got yourself and your life partner an Impakt Sidehack. Not only will you be the coolest people at your local shredpark and school bikerack, you will also be side by side at all times, rain or shine, for better or for worse. These things are sweet. Hopefully they will be ready for the christmas shopping season, because its all I want to find under the christmas tree from Santa Clause. They should build one with skis on it too, so I can take it up to the ski park and ride that shit. Now all I need is to find someone that wants to take it to the streets with me. Sidehacks for life B!

Tyler Smithers

Check out my man Tyler, riding bmx real clean like. Video in progress now...... if I could get him motivated to come out and get some shots! Check back for updates. Dont be afraid to say hello, even though he is real nice on the eyes, especially if your one of them bigger ladies. Holllerrrr